I thank Saint Jude because my boyfriend Juan Bueno finally found the viagra at the Lagunilla market.

Dulce Amable

February 2008, Teodocia Cruz couldn’t find dotted heeled shoes. She was desperate, so she entrusted herself to the Holy Virgin of San Juan. And she found the shoes at last season’s sales.

I dedicate this retablo to Saint Ursula for helping me to play a bunch of Fleetwood Mac songs.

I thank the Virgin Mary because after almost five years saving, I managed to purchase my own brand new lawn-boy.