I thank Saint Jude for giving me the will to lose two sizes.

Carmela Lozano

I send a thousand blessings to St. Rita high up in heaven for granting me a husband, a detached house with garden, cat-flop and close to amenities and tube. And two kittens.

Fran C.

I thank Saint Paschal Baylon because my husband and my son enjoy cooking. So I eat delicious dishes and have more time for other things.

I dedicate this retablo to the Virgin Mary for helping me pick a gorgeus patent leather bikini online that looks great on me.

Acapulco, 3 March 2007

Thank you, Virgin, for we weren’t attacked on the road. V. L.

I thank Saint Clare because I met a fellow countryman with a sufficiently pretty and big truck so I can put on my sister, my wife, my eight children and even my goat during the parade in my town Villa Escalante.

We thank the Infant Jesus of Prague because my husband swapped really bad fields with a black oil river for the gringo’s car.

I thank the Virgin because I married a wealthy man and could quit my tiresome job. Now I can dedicate all my time to my cats and my garden and wait for the birth of my first baby without worrying.

Vicente Ramirez thanks Saint John of the Cross with this retablo because his girlfriend fulfilled his dream about threesome. It was what he wished most for, so now he can die happy.

I dedicate this retablo to the Virgin of Carmel because ever since I was little I wanted to be a man, in spite of being born a girl. Thanks to the Virgin I decided to leave my husband and my kids and to move to the capital where I started to work as a lift attendant in a luxurious skyscraper.

I publicly thank Saint Francis for helping me to hold my door while I was jerking off so my mother wouldn’t come and take me by surprise in the midst of my routine.

February 7, 2012

We thank the Virgin of Guadalupe for finding such a profitable corner. Here we have a lot of clients to go in the hotel with.

Francis & Gaby
Mexico City, 1973

In gratitude to my sales supervisor whose carelessness helped me to collect thousands of euro in few months. I’ll spend these money on brand clothing and other good stuff. I dedicate this ex-voto.

September 2003
B. Pureza Metella Cunha