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Retablo to the most holy Saint Michael, archangel and patron of all things electronic, who made my monitor work again after inspiring me to whack it with my fist. Thanks, Saint Michael!

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Since I got internet at home for my work my wife has been spending all her time chatting with her friends and playing the computer. She wouldn’t do her household chores and neglected our baby. I thank Saint Raymond Nonnatus for delivering her from this internet obsession. And now she’s an excellent mother and a great wife.

Filiberto Pantoja — Chihuahua