I thank God in the sky because one day, when my father was speaking on his cel and didn’t see me doing cartwheels in the supermarket cart, I fell down and broke my forehead, and he brought me to the hospital, and they stitched up my forehead, and my brains didn’t blow out.

Gymnast, 4 years

Thank you Jesus for I didn’t kill my grandma after I jumped wearing my supergirl cape. I really thought I could fly. But now I know I can’t believe everything I see on tv.

Flying girl, 6 years

I’m sorry for taking advantage of our neighborhood ice-cream man’s distraction. I thank the God of Machete for showing me that one can be cool without stealing. I’m sorry, mr. ice-cream man!

1st. generation Ph. D. Anthropolooney

I dedicate this small retablo to the God of the Park for getting alive from the rusty playground. I got 5 stitches in my leg, I didn’t feel pain but was very scared.

Story of a 10 years old young man

I give infinite thanks to the God of Google Classroom because, although I flunked my geography exam, the teacher got me passed because I did my homework and participated in class. I promise to study for the next exam because I felt awful to flunk it.

Studious pupil of the 5th grade of the primary school

I thank the Lord of the Mountain for I didn’t fell on my butt when I peed in the mountain for the first time in my life.