I, Atilano Ramirez, give thanks because I escaped from the attack of a three-headed crocodile.

Tabasco, July 10, 1939

With my doggy and with your help, I frightened that freak away.

A three-headed crocodile came out of the sea. We thought it’s the end of the world. Thanks goodness he only ate a duck and went away afterwards.

When a three-headed calf was born we felt sorry for it. But it grew up in a heathy and beautiful animal. Although this cow doesn’t give a lot of milk, it made us important people in the village. We are looking best in the eyes for keeping it.

The girl Lucy walks around with her freakish animal. Thanks for she’s not crazy.

My puppy was born with three heads. Thanks for it has made it to adulthood.

I offer this retablo to Saint George for giving me the idea to use my vacuum cleaner to scare off the nasty hydra I have in my backyard.

Thanks for those romantic freaks don’t come back anymore.

Thanks for saving my two-headed dog.

One freak escaped from the circus. Thanks to the Virgin he didn’t do any harm to me.

Rosa