Ofelia Robledo got into prostitution because she looked exactly like Marilyn Monroe. She gives infinite thanks to Saint Catherine of Siena with this retablo because she’s doing very well.

Angelica F. was doing very well working as a stripper. But one day some clients went too far and wanted to bang her right there. She thanks Saint Catherine with this retablo for she was saved from being raped and promises to leave this profession.

I thank Our Lady of Sienna because my toy dog chihuahua was highly rated by “The American Kennel Club” and by the “Federation Cynologique Internationale”.

I thank Our Lady of Sienna because I escaped from a vicious ape with only minor injuries.

I dedicate this retablo to Saint Catherine because I found the most comfortable recliner at a very reasonable price.

Thanks to Saint Katherine I found a very good “all inclusive” vacation package to the Dominican Republic.

I thank Saint Katherine because I found an original William Burroughs’ unpublished manuscript at a yard sale in Tangier.