Thanks to Saint Helen I can play a bunch of Fleetwood Mac songs much better than my husband.

Alfonso Ramirez thanks Saint Anthony the Abbot because, after much effort, he bought a black panther. Now it lives in his house and it’s very docile.

Señor Jose Nicolas Mendes thanks the Virgin of San Juan, because he worked hard and was capable to pay for his wife’s breast augmentation surgery. Now he has a spectacular private life.

I thank the Lord for giving me the idea to make my cow more interesting just by painting Sartre’s face on her sirloin area.

I dedicate this retablo to El Niñopa from Xochimilco because I can jump over any mariachi with my BMX bike thanks to him.

With this retablo, Guillermo Morales thanks Saint Agustin because he managed to amass a collection of exotic hats from all over the world.

Blasa Jimenez thanks Saint Anthony because she met an old rich womanizer. Now she has the best dresses and jewelry in the town.

Daniel Robles offers this retablo to Saint Patrick thanking him because with his help he managed to purchase the rarest Elvis’ album on the auction sale.

Saint Marguerite liked to wear patent leather high heels very much against the pope’s wishes.

I thank Saint Katherine because I found an original William Burroughs’ unpublished manuscript at a yard sale in Tangier.

I thank the Lord Jesus because I am almost as intelligent as my elephant.

I dedicate this retablo to the Lord because I got the most amazing bathroom with a big mirror, an armchair and even a bidet for washing the genitalia.

I thank the Virgin for the amazing patent leather boots I found at the Salvation Army Thrift Store.