Thank you very much, Mother Meera, for three girls in a row rejected me so I decided to become a monk and now I live happy forever in your Ashram.

Ben R. — 2007

I send a thousand blessings to St. Rita high up in heaven for granting me a husband, a detached house with garden, cat-flop and close to amenities and tube. And two kittens.

Fran C.

Being under the effects of a bad combination of spliff, beer, vodka and absinthe, I forgot that cars circulate on the wrong side of the road in this country. The Holy Angels sent a police officer on time before a 73 ran me over. I didn’t lose my life, just £100 fine. Thank you, Angels.

Santiago
Hoxton, 2007

Thank you Lord that I didn’t have to pay a reward as Moth came back after two months. He’s got dysentery and one ear missing but he’s now home and I won’t kick him anymore when he pees in my Christian Dior coat.

Steph. 2007

I give thanks to the Virgin of Guadalupe for saving me and my family from the terrible flu epidemic that broke out in the city.

Andres R. P.
Mexico, 2009