I was about to divorce my husband because our marriage had become boring and tedious. But then I found these “sexy dance” videos on the internet and began to study them to dance for my husband. I give thanks to Saint Anthony of Padua because it saved our relationship. It has revived the flame of our love and we are very happy now.

Magdalena Velasco
Queretaro, Mexico

I dedicate this humble retablo to the Infant Jesus of Prague because when I was addicted to drugs I was spending my days sniffing cocaine and chatting with my buddies in internet. Now it’s been three days since I’m clean.

I dedicate this retablo to the Virgin Mary for helping me pick a gorgeus patent leather bikini online that looks great on me.

Acapulco, 3 March 2007

Since I got internet at home for my work my wife has been spending all her time chatting with her friends and playing the computer. She wouldn’t do her household chores and neglected our baby. I thank Saint Raymond Nonnatus for delivering her from this internet obsession. And now she’s an excellent mother and a great wife.

Filiberto Pantoja — Chihuahua

The Oriental Tigress thanks Saint Cecily for helping her to became a famous singer with youtube and the internet. She has been fighting to produce her songs for so many years. The songs that now are in the top of the charts. She thanks with big faith. She thanks, with great faith.

2009

The other night I was surfing the web and buying on Amazon. Suddenly my internet went out. I thank Chavez for saving me from the temptation of capitalism. I promise to pray to him and to hide my credit cards.

Vanessa Fajardo
2014

Catalina M. had a marvelous idea to film herself and her boyfriend having sex. But the scumbag put it on the internet. Catalina thanks Saint Sabinus (?) because she found out and deleted the video. She hopes to overcome this trauma.

I thank the Virgin of Zapopan for the friend request that Jaime sent me. I asked for it with all my faith, and now we are friends on Facebook.

Gabriela
Tijuana, Mexico — March 2015