I, Cristina Regil, stop eating pork. Thanks.

Emiliano plays with wild animals. Please look after him, Holy Virgin.

The pig jumped on me when I was about to cook it. Thanks for it didn’t reach me.

*** Garcia went to the cemetery to get drunk. He fell asleep. When he woke up he saw that the dead left their tombs. He was frightened and implored the Virgin of Guadalupe. Thanks to her protection he was able to escape from the cemetery safe and sound.

Whenever they came I kept a fried chicken ready for them. Thanks they don’t return anymore.

My wife decorated the house for the Day of the Dead, and according to her it was so beautiful that she wouldn’t remove the decorations. I was scared and disturbed feeling that the dead were watching me the whole time. I prayed to the Virgin of Guadalupe because I was not even able to read my newspaper peacefully. The Virgin helped me, and for Christmas my wife decided to change the decoration. And I truly don’t care if she wants to leave the nativity and the Christmas tree for the whole year.

A figure appeared from nowhere and gave us good advice. Thanks.

May 15, 1968, the day of the wedding, my fiancé got scared and was about to escape, but thanks to the Virgin of Guadalupe I noticed it in time and brought him back because I wouldn’t like to stay an old maid.

A being from another world lived on my bull. Thanks for it didn’t hurt him.

A very strange lady offered me something to eat.

On his day, I prepare for my late husband Ramiro his favorite dish. Thanks.

Holy Virgin, help us with this new superhero.