We thank Jesus for creating Pong-Tron.

I thank Saint Barbara for making my dream came true after so many years. Now I have a house. Also I bought a car. But the most important it’s my beautiful wife. For all that, I thank with the retablo.

Arturo Ramirez

Joaquin R. thanks Saint Jude with tis retablo for being able to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle. And now all his friends are jealous.

I dedicate this retablo to Saint Vladimir because I am having a great time in Vatican City.

Francisco Aguilar thanks the Holy Child of Atocha because his uncle after his death left to him two box of excellent french wine. Now he drinks it with the family on special occasions.

I’m thanking my dear Saint Martin de Porres because since I had my own band I can confuse and mock my musicians when without letting them know I change the rhythm of the melody making them look like inexperienced beginners in front of the audience.

The boys, Juan and Francisco Robledo, are thanking from the bottom of the heart Saint John Bosco with this retablo because their parents made their dream to go to Disneyland come true. And they even met Micky Mouse.

I am vey happy because I will not have to use my bus to go on tour with The Grateful Dead so I dedicate this retablo to the Virgin Mary.

Pascual Cañete craved for a car. So he asked the Magi to provide means to buy it and he promised a retablo if they would help him. Now when he’s got a car he keeps his promise thanking them with this retablo.

Thank you, Virgin of Guadalupe, for letting me see my favorite band, the Beatles. I have all their albums and I sold everything to come to the USA to see them performing live.

Jose Luis Almazan
Mexico, 2 March 1969

I dedicate this retablo to the Infant Jesus of Prague. I always wanted to have an Italian costume to honor my ancestors. Finally I found one at a garage sale. And now I proudly wear it in every possible occasion.

With respect and adoration I dedicate the retablo to San Isidro because, apart from the fact that I was named «Man of the Year» in Mexico, I discovered «Milk of Magnesia» to neutralize heartburn caused by excess of alcohol, cigarettes and food. Now, when I smoke, drink or come back from a party, I go for the triple action of «Milk of Magnesia»: antacid, laxative and depurant.

I dedicate this retablo to Saint Fermin because my company transferred me to the telemarketing department. So, now that I don’t have to deal face to face with the customers, I am able to proudly wear the fattest diamond grillz money can buy.