Miguel Hernández

We entrusted ourselves to the Virgin when a ship from the sky took a giant crocodile.

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Lupita Martinez was a very pretty girl, and she had two suitors who were fighting for her love. On July 3, 1948, they got in a fight with machetes. She didn’t want to be responsible for a tragedy and asked Saint Michael the Archangel for help. He made it hail so heavy that the guys cooled down and stopped fighting.

I secretly meet with Juan in an alley. Look after us, Virgin.

Saul, 1971

The Virgin saved us when a giant bird came to eat us.

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I was playing with a board that I found very strange, and ghosts appeared. Forgive me, Virgin.

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Help me with Zuzi who not only doesn’t pay me attention but says that I’m a weirdo.

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San Juanita, I beg you so that Juan, my friend from the plantation, wouldn’t reject me because my love is sincere.

Gabriel Dominguez R.

In the evening I go to a tree and rub my member against it. Forgive me, Virgin.

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Donal did a breast surgery, and I was very happy. Thanks Virgin.

Mykey Maus, 1981

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Virgin’s image appeared on a tree, and we held a mass. 1975

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We came to an island where carnivores rabbits live. Thanks to the Virgin we got out of there well.

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A very famous mouse fell in love with me. Please, Virgin, get him out of my sight.

Lola, 1975

I caught Ramiro at an orgy with the pigs. Forgive him and cure him Virgin.

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