I’m very happy in my old age. Thank you, Virgin of Guadalupe.

Pedro Zamora, 1975

An extraterrestrial visits me and asks a lot of questions. But thanks to Virgin he’s not a bad person.

My son Gregorio was slightly crazy. He made himself wings from chicken feathers and jumped off the highest tree. I thank the Virgin of Zapopan for the miracle that he was able to flap his wings a little bit—enough to land without killing himself. Although he fell on a cactus and got hurt by the spines, he didn’t break his bones for which I infinitely thank.

My cats are my family and my friends. When I was moving in another house, they got lost on the way there. I don’t know how it happened. I was disconsolate. But don Pascual found them all, because they came back to the old house. I thank for that miracle because my old house was pretty far away.

Protect my little extraterrestrial friend, because he is so small.

Señor Dario summons a being. We pray so he won’t do it.

I ask you to stop my wife from sleeping with dogs.

Thanks for stopping my husband from kissing the pig.

My husband and I had problems in our love life. But thanks to herbs a witch gave me my husband has become a tiger in bed. Now we are happy and thank the Virgin.

The pig’s ghost came in during our celebration. Thanks to the Virgin it didn’t spoil our fun.

1975, Rosario

Nothing serious happened.

When I was going back home on my bike, a demon came out from a manhole blocking my way. The Virgin of the Solitude made a wonderful miracle and gave me wings for time enough to fly over the demon and escape.

July 5, 1967

Virgin, I’m not catching birds after that dream.

It happened so a giant rooster came for his eggs. I thank the Virgin for it didn’t attack me.