Gonzalo Hernández

Roberta Garcia, with all her devotion, thanks Saint Charbel with the present retablo because she met the artist Frida and they have established a friendship. Roberta is very happy because she admires the artist a lot.

Mexico, 1949

Armando B. loved experimenting with his girlfriend in bed. But one day she put a strap-on on in order to fuck Armando. He thanks Saint Sebastian de Aparicio for having the courage to send her to hell. Now he has a normal girlfriend.

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Alicia Olivares put on latex and heels for her boyfriend. But it caused her an allergy reaction, and she was taken to the hospital. She thanks Saint Augustine for overcoming the embarrassment and promises not to be so horny.

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In 1915 in San Camilo my buddy caught me on the mat with his wife. He started to shoot at us. I give infinite thanks to Saint Raymond because bullets didn’t hit me. She took them all.

The Perez Lopez brothers thank Saint Maroun with this retablo for helping them to get musical instruments and to create their rock band.

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The young man Aniceto Pantoja thanks Saint Pancras for he’s working in Chipendale and with the earnings can pay for his studies.

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Karina Morales, with all her devotion, brings this retablo the Virgin of the Solitude thanking for she finally met in person Frida Kahlo, who is her most favorite artist.

Mexico, 1945

Cristobal Ramirez came home drunk and smelling of whores. His wife got pissed off and threw the working iron at him while he was in the bath. He thanks the Holy Child of Atocha for he survived and only stutters. And his wife is in jail.

The landowner Ramiro Perez used to bang a peasant girl behind his wife’s back. He thanks Saint Charbel with this retablo because she never found out about it.

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Señora Juana R. enjoyed gossips so she used to eavesdrop the confessions of the parishioners. She thanks Saint Raymond with this retablo because she got caught, and she promises to amend her ways.

Enrique A. thanks Saint Francis with this retablo because he finally managed to overcome his arachnophobia, with help of a very good therapist.

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Maria Juaquina Jimenez thanks the Holy Child of Atocha with this retablo for he made so she finally met the painter Frida in person and got her autograph.

Mexico, 1945

Ricardo Garcia was suffering a lot from flatulence. It wouldn’t let him work, and there was no remedy from that problem. Then he implored Saint Jude, and it got better. He thanks for that with the retablo.

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