I thank Saint Nicholas the Wonderworker for helping me to go to the “Globus” store without being caught by the police.

Lesnikov Dima, Korolyov, Moscow region

Thanks to the Virgin of Guadalupe because I found a group on facebook where Sergey Klisunov discovered the paintings called “retablos”. My life was gloomy and boring but now I’m always happy and laughing. Also, it’s very interesting to learn Spanish with these retablos.

Bela, Israel

Raul Perez bought an inflatable doll for his shenanigans but his pals found out about it and he became a laughingstock for everybody. He thanks Saint Pancras with this retablo bessie thanks to this he managed to get rid of his fetish and now goes out with real women.

Last year I participated for a first time in the staging about the passion and death of Jesus Christ on Holy Week playing Jesus. Although I had been preparing for months, I was about to faint that day because of strain and heat. I asked the Lord of Chalma to help me and to give me strength to finish the Way of the Cross, and he did so, for which I’m thankfully dedicate this retablo.

Iztapalapa, Mexico City

Doña Concha’s tavern

Many thanks, Saint Paschal, because you gave good taste to doña Concha’s dishes. and one really enjoys her food.

Benito Carmona

All this is yours, Donald.

Bar “Come again”

I thank the Virgin of Guadalupe for the miracle of saving my life when my buddy put bullets into me thinking that I was in love with his wife.

Gabino M. — Mexico City, May 14, 1996

Pancrasio Romero of the team “Fish Legs” brings this retablo to Saint Charbel thanking him for his help because he scored the goal that brought the victory to his team and he was applauded.

Puebla, 1950

Forgive me, Virgin, but it wasn’t my intention to stare at my buddy’s wife Lola’s butt when I was coming to see my buddy.

Palemon

I, Flaviano Rodriguez, pay you, Holy Heart, with this retablo for saving me from faces with bones that jumped on me in the field. I implored you, and you saved me.

Oaxaca, 1924

With this humble retablo I want to thank my patron saint for not letting me get the coronavirus so I could keep on breathing well and everything.

Thank you, Holy Virgin, for helping me. I dedicate you this retablo for letting me discover that my graphic design skills are useful, although the economy is collapsed.

I thank the saints for this filthy coronavirus didn’t mutate nor did it convert us all in zombies.