Javier Cervantes was making 69 with a fat girl, but she fainted from the excitement and began to suffocate him. He gives due thanks to Saint Elias with this retablo because he managed to push her off and promises not to visit brothels anymore.

Graciela Morales came to her grandparents’ house and found them having sex. She fervently thanks Saint Rita of Cascia with the present retablo for helping her to overcome the trauma from such scene.

Plumber Jesus Ramirez was hired for a job, but the mistress of the house paid him with her body. WIth the present retablo, he gives due thanks to Saint Jude for such good luck.

Claudio Rocha had an accident on his motorcycle and got paralyzed. However, his nurse was giving him such a good erotic massage, he got back on his feet in few months. He gives thanks to the Virgin.

Mexico, September 11, 2000

My husband was a football fan. He used to come home and turn on the TV first thing to watch his games. He didn’t pay me any attention and never had time for the intimacy. I was so desperate, I even thought about asking for a divorce. I fervently prayed Saint Charbel, and little by little my husband’s sport fever went down. Now he’s a more loving and, above all, fulfilling husband.

Sandra Cruz — Torreon, Coahuila

Infinite Thanks to the Water God: I have realised that I’m asexual & always have been & what a huge damn relief it is to finally realise who I am! Like a big puzzle piece snapping into place, to know that this is normal, & that there are others like me. I’m grateful for having a supportive boyfriend (who is allo) who doesn’t pressure me for sex. Never again having to worry about whether my partner will want sex or not. So much anxiety has lifted off me, like a storm cloud blowing away

Jx, 2020
In the water, listening Dethklok

I’d like to thank Saint Emerald who has protected me and didn’t let me die during the quarantine because I didn’t listen anyone and kept going out on the street to sell my products—I deal with an artificial butter from India. With my earnings, I went to secret parties. No neighbor reported us, no police came over, so I could always get laid with the most flexible bodies of my neighborhood and didn’t catch an AIDS. I never wore my mask because I was always confident in Saint Emerald. I kissed people during the 210th [Independence celebration] and in the subway. I didn’t wear gloves or condoms, and the empty city seemed given entirely to my solitude and hangover. Also, I’d like to thank for all the protection given me by the saints because I didn’t follow the protocol and secretly crossed sanitary cordons, and I have never—never—got COVID. I didn’t receive any paycheck, but this day Saint Emerald gave me a candy on the street.

Ultrazone, August 2020

I thank Saint Valentine because Sonia agreed to marry me when I proposed to her while having a threesome.

D. G. C. 14–Feb.–2009, Mexico City

My husband and I organized the New Year’s Eve party in our house. We all got drunk, and I ended up having sex with my husband’s colleague. I wholeheartedly thank Saint Raymond because my husband has never found out about it. Although I feel remorse, it was an emotional and exciting adventure.

Victor C. and Cristina M. wanted each other very much, but they didn’t have money for the hotel so they made love in the pigeonry. They infinitely thank Saint Francis for nobody noticed them, although it wasn’t very pleasant because of too much pigeon poo.

Saint Jude Tahddeus, thank you for you kindness of saving my marriage by finding solution of my illness in viagra. Now we spend unforgettable passionate nights, and we are both happy.

Grateful spouses
Roma, Mexico City, 1990

Gustavo Fernandez loved to have phone sex with his girlfriend. But one day his aunt caught him in full swing. He thanks Saint John Bosco with this retablo for having overcome this embarrassment.

Alma R. M. was curious to try threesome with two men. But she backed out at the last minute. She thanks Saint Charbel for having escaped through the window.