Fidelia Andrade was missing her late husband very much. But one day he appeared to keep her a company. Then she remembered what a pain in the ass he was. She thanks Saint Ignatius for giving her this lesson and doesn’t want to see her husband anymore.

Juaquina Carrion ran into her old man sleeping and beat him up. She kicked him so bad she thought he’d die. She prayed the Virgin of San Juan and her old man got cured. She thanks for that although he keeps on loafing.

Puebla, 1920

Concepcion B. was caught by her boyfriend while having sexual conversations on her cell phone with another man. She thanks Saint Rita with this retablo for nothing serious happened and he forgave her.

Raul Perez bought an inflatable doll for his shenanigans but his pals found out about it and he became a laughingstock for everybody. He thanks Saint Pancras with this retablo bessie thanks to this he managed to get rid of his fetish and now goes out with real women.

Pancrasio Romero of the team “Fish Legs” brings this retablo to Saint Charbel thanking him for his help because he scored the goal that brought the victory to his team and he was applauded.

Puebla, 1950

R. M. had a desire to get involved with a stranger. That’s why she attended a masquerade orgy, but it got her a venereal infection. She thanks Saint Elias with this retablo for she has been cured.

Rosa Jimenes fell in love with a microbus driver. With this retablo, she thanks Saint Pancras for she finally made love with him in his unit.

Catarino Carmona was spying on Jasinta swimming naked in the river. But then came her odious father and started shooting at him. He thanks Saint Elias with this retablo because no bullet hit him.

Puebla, 1914

Señora Joaquina Ramirez brings the present retablo to Saint Martin the Cavalryman thanking him for her cemitas are so popular she even thinks to open another shop.

Enrique Fernandez was shitting under a tree, and suddenly a honeycomb fell on his head. He brig this retablo to Saint Jerome thanking him for surviving many stings, although everybody laughs at him.

Graciela Ramos got a job as a waitress in a gentlemen club. But she was invited so many times for a drink she was becoming an alcoholic. She gives infinite thanks to Saint Rita with the present retablo for finding strength to quit the nightlife.

Luis Robledo thanks Saint James with this retablo because he was awarded his black belt in karate after a demonstration in which he broke few boards with his foot.

Eugenia Sandoval came home and found out that her roommate was a witch. She thanks Saint James with this retablo because she found another boarding house to move in.