Vicente Ramirez thanks Saint John of the Cross with this retablo because his girlfriend fulfilled his dream about threesome. It was what he wished most for, so now he can die happy.

Agustin Robledo went to see the doctor because of a horrible ear pain. To his surprise the doctor found a cockroach living in his ear. Agustin thanks the Holy Child of Atocha for his recovery.

Pedrito and Lupita were making love in a hay cart. And it ended bad, because they caught some ticks. They thank Saint Raymond for their recovery and promise not to do crazy things anywhere.

Raquel Huerta thanks the Virgin of Guadalupe with this retablo for meeting a very handsome young man. And she doesn’t care that she has to support him.

The young man Antonio Gutierrez enjoyed riding mountain bike. But one day he was attacked by a puma. He was badly wounded. Antonio thanks the Virgin of Guadalupe for he was saved in time and recovered promptly.

One night, the young man Roberto Mendes had to take the subway, and someone pricked him with a syringe. He thanks the Virgin of Guadalupe because, after many tests, everything turned out all right.

Yolanda Rivera was caught by the police when she was swimming in a fountain. She thanks Saint Sebastian de Aparicio with this retablo because she spent only one night in jail. She promises to not be such an exhibitionist.

Ricardo Perez was born a little person. But thanks to the Divine Just Judge it didn’t stopped him to carve out a career as a lawyer.

J. B. was caught by his wife while he was given oral sex in the tub. He implored Saint Raymond, and his wife forgave him. He thanks for that and promises to be faithful.

Josefina Lopez did a plastic surgery, but the result was bad. She looked like a Chinese woman. Fortunately, they corrected her face shortly after. She thanks the Lord of the Wonders for that.

Mr. Carlos Velez was attacked by a criminal. During the fight he started to strangle Carlos with the sausages. Carlos thanks the Virgin for he was saved by the police.

Ricardo Palacios was coming back home after a party and ran into some drunkards. They sprinkled him with gasoline and tried to put him on fire. He thanks Jesus Nazarene because he managed to escape.

Pedro Contreras was helping to unload a grand piano and hurt his hands very badly. He thanks Saint Pancras with this retablo for they got healed.