Thanks to Saint Pancrace I got a high pressure hose.

I thank Our Lady of Lourdes because we have enough money to fill our fridge with pork chump chops and pork knocks exclusively.

I am grateful to the Lady of Gdansk because my dog is not pooping inside the house anymore.

I thank the Holy Spirit for the brand spanking new tractor I got for my birthday.

I dedicate this retablo to Saint Rita because thanks to her I quit my job on the beer factory in Peñasco to become, after a lot of hard work and many nights without sleep, the sluttiest whore in the whole state of Jalisco.

I thank the Virgin Mary because the ugly pimple on my armpit has finally vanished without blemishes.

I thank the Virgin of Guadalupe for she heard my prayers and sent me a last model car.

Mexico City
September 1959

I dedicate this retablo to the Virgin of Fatima because on my graduation day I was thinking only about smoking a delicious american cigarette «Tareyton» with double filter for soft and deep flavor. Also they have a filter of activated charcoal and a white outer filter which balances the elements of the taste of the Virginia tobacco. After ceremony I smoked five of them.

Tim McGinty and his girlfriend are extremely happy because they finally fulfilled their lifelong dream of going to Vegas and having their faces tattooed by the same dude that worked on Mike Tyson. They also had the chance of having their photograph taken next to a guy that looked a lot like the famous Italian-American crooner Frank Sinatra.

I thank Our Lady of Lourdes because unlike Trevor’s, my nose doesn’t turn pinkish when I drink.

I thank the Virgin Mary for giving me the inspiration to open a chiropractic school without being certificate to do so.

I have to thank the “Divine Face” because I look exactly kill the famous actor Brad Pitt.

I thank the Lord of Saucito because he helped my husband to overcome his addiction to Diet Doctor Pepper.