Saint Marta

Santa Marta

R. M. dedicated herself to wrestling naked. But one day her brother discover it. She thanks Saint Marta with this retablo for overcoming this embarrassment and promises to get away from the evil.

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Amalia Lopez got drunk and that’s why she involuntarily let her aunt to fall from stairs in a wheelchair. She thanks Saint Marta because her aunt wasn’t killed although she kicked her out of the house.

My children and I were decorating the Christmas tree. I just needed to put the star on the top of the tree. I couldn’t reach it, though, so I climbed a ladder. At that moment, a very annoying mosquito flew over me and began buzzing around. I tried to kill him but fell down myself with the tree instead. I thank Saint Marta because, although I hit myself tremendously, the tree and the toys weren’t damaged.

Filiberto Ortega
Pachuca, Hidalgo

When my girlfriend and I were walking in the park, a stunning blonde girl passed near by. I couldn’t help it and looked at her legs. Bad luck, my girlfriend noticed it and gave me a tremendous blow in the head. I thank Saint Marta because I managed to talk it over with my girlfriend so she didn’t dump me over this embarrassing misunderstanding.

Joaquin Herrera
Tampico, Tamaulipas

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My husband used to spent his days wathicng videos on the internet. He disregarded his obligations as the head of the family. I was in despair and was about to leave him. Then I prayed Saint Marta, and little by little my husband realized his mistake. He has turned to be good husband and resposnable father as he’d been before. I dedicate this humble retablo for that.

Soledad Flores
Tampico, Tamaulipas

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Catalina B. became addicted to her lover slapping her butt. He slapped her so harsh, it was hard for her to go at work. She prayed Saint Marta and managed to overcome this affliction. She’s immensely grateful for that.

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The sisters M. and R. loved having sex in the public baths until one day they both caught a severe infection. They thank Saint Marta for healing and promise to be less slutty.

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Without the help of Saint Martha I wouldn’t had been able to get a job at the wax museum.

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Armando Mejia brings this retablo to Saint Marta for saving his life when he had a food poisoning after eating spoiled seafood in a restaurant.

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Norma Huerta was modeling in lingerie at a cemetery when a dead man grabbed her with his hand. She thanks Saint Marta with this retablo for escaping of this horrible experience and not dying of a heart attack.

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R. M. got very much aroused sexually while breast-feeding her baby. But she felt guilty about it. So she prayed Saint Marta and overcame her affliction. She thanks for that with this retablo.

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Catalina Rendon was singing on a stage wearing a mini skirt, when suddenly her pantyliner fell down in front of everybody. She thanks Saint Marta with this retablo for overcoming the shame.

I dedicate this retablo to Saint Marta and to my dear doctor Guillen, who prescribed me a fabulous German medicine that cured me from these horrible growing hairs with pus that I had in my left armpit.

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