Isidoro Valensia thanks the Virgin of Guadalupe because his wife Letisia forgave him and let him to come back to her after she had found out that they were only rumors that he had an affair with her friend. He offers this retablo.

Mexico, 16 December 1985

Pedro and Juan love each other. They are very happy and they thank the Virgin.

21—V—09

Jose gives thanks to the Virgin of Guadalupe for letting him cross the Rio Bravo (Rio Grande) without being seen by immigration police. So he could fulfill his American dream and earn some bucks for helping his family in Mexico.

25 January 1990

The cat of Ramona Morales climbed on a pole and couldn’t come down. He sat over there for two days, and Ramona, however hard she tried, couldn’t help him. So she prayed to the Virgin for help. And then arrived a man from the electric company. He had a ladder and he took the pussycat down. The cat was so hungry that he drank a litre of milk. Thank you, Virgin.

22 October 1968

Ramon and Pedro are very happy and love each other.

Ramon Reyes thanks the Virgin for being gay and happy.

Mexico City, 1999

Ramon Reyes, “The Cool”. Viva homosexuality!

Virgin of Guadalupe, I offer this retablo in your honor for saving me from the death when an angry asshole cut me because I was dancing with Rosa and he wanted to dance with her first. I thank you because I’m alive.

Luis Guzman
Merced, Mexico, 1989

Mr. Antonio thanks the Virgin of Guadalupe because his heart got better and he can continue to work as a clown to entertain the kids.

Coco Verde Clown
Mexico City, 1950

May you be blessed, Virgin of Guadalupe, for letting us stay together and show how strong is our love despite everything the people say.

Ale & Claudia
February 14, 1999

When I saw a ship, I decided to swim near to wave to the handsome sailors. But suddenly I felt something grabbed my leg. I saw a giant octopus with its tentacles. Then I noticed another one. It was approaching with clearly bad intentions towards me. I prayed to the Virgin of Guadalupe, and thanks to her the octopus let me go and went to another octopus. I suppose they fell in love. And I went to the coast as quickly as I could.

I thank the Virgin of Guadalupe because I was tested negative for AIDS, so I can continue to work as a prostitute to pay for my husband’s spine surgery and to provide for my family.

Magdalena Rubio
Merced, Mexico City, 1990

I was on the roof when an UFO threw a light on me. Thanks, nothing bad happened with me.

Thank you, Virgin of Guadalupe, for letting me see my favorite band, the Beatles. I have all their albums and I sold everything to come to the USA to see them performing live.

Jose Luis Almazan
Mexico, 2 March 1969

My life was a chaos. Although I was a good wrestler, I wasn’t happy, until one day The Green Mask made me understand that I was gay. It cost me a lot to accept this, but now I’m happy, and we with the Green Mask have a beautiful relationship. I thank the Virgin of Guadalupe for sending him to me.