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May you be blessed, Virgin of San Juan, for the miracle that I met a good man who loves me. It didn’t matter for him that I was a prostitute. He proposed me, and now we’re very happy together.

Claudia Perez
Merced, 1987

Mariana Flores met Teresa. She admired her beauty and couldn’t do anything but constantly think of her. It was too much for her, so she confessed her love to Teresa. Teresa was stunt and told that she was feeling the same. We start to have relationship, and we became very happy. We thank the Holy Child of Atocha for the great luck of meeting one another.

Lomas de Chapultepec, Mexico City
February 14, 1980

The great Rita Reyes has money and she’s happy to be a prostitute. Thanks to the Virgin.

Mexico City

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Alejandro Cervantes wanted to show off in front of a chick and went to bullfight in the field totally naked. However, the bull took it seriously, and Alejandro almost lost his manliness. He thanks Saint James with this retablo for the recovery.

My husband Juan suffered from impotence, and the Virgin healed him. Now we’re very happy.

Juana Ramos
November 12, 1970

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Some she-demons appeared to Francisco Romero by night and seduced him. But with St. Francis’ help he managed to get rid of them. He thanks for such a great favor with the present retablo.

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Karina Andrade thanks St. Charbel for winning the erotic dance contest in the club where she works. Thanks to that her revenues have grown significantly.

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Andres Villegas got involved with a much younger girl. Because of a lot of sex, he had a heart attack. Andres thanks St. Francis for he was saved in time and promises to slow down.

I thank Saint Anthony for giving me enough strength to kick in the balls of the bastard who wanted to rape me. In this way I was able to save my honor.

Soledad Castillo Guevara
Mexico City, 1975

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The sisters R. & A. M. found good job fighting in oil in a local bar. They thanks Saint Rita of Cascia with this retablo for they are doing very well.

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Yessica Mendoza was hired to act in a play where she had to go on stage naked. She thanks Saint Martha for overcoming her fear, and now in fact the play is very successful.

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The fire brigade decided to have a party with strippers on their fire station, and they recorded it. This caused a lot of complaints from the community. The fire brigade thanks Saint Francis for they didn’t lose their job and were only punished with public works.

A. N. and F. G. were about to end their marriage. But when she got pregnant their sexual life improved, because he was fascinated with sucking her breast milk. Now they are happy. He thanks Saint Joaquina for his wife produces enough milk for him and for the baby.